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Aiden: What was that about our luck, Jenny? I think we need to compare dictionaries. Good luck, bad luck... it's all relative. Hee hee! It's all relative!⚠ <p>

Aiden: I don't believe in daywalkers. They're like leprechauns.⚠ <p>

JT: Evidence bag ziiip zhooop ziiip!⚠ <br> TJ: You have an evidence bag, or is that your fly?⚠ <p>

TJ: Then you see your friend Bishop Mendelsohn walk in.⚠ <br> Aiden: I'm sorry. You said our friend. I'd like you to rescind that.⚠ <p>

Manfred: Are we gonna start the "I know you are but what am I" thing?⚠ <br> Aiden: No, cuz I said 'no' like a thousand times, dude. To infinity!⚠ <p>

Chafe: I will... talk... to... you... later.⚠ <br> JT: He has to talk slowwwwwer.⚠ <br> Aiden: Well, there ⚠ <i>are⚠ </i> Nosferatu so he'd like them to understand the conversation.⚠ <p>

Mai: He's the only vampire I know who can snore in torpor!⚠ <p>

Aiden: Never accept gifts from strange Nosferatu.⚠ <br> Mai: It's better than a gift from a strange Malkavian.⚠ <br> Aiden and Manfred: Marginally.⚠ <p>

Aiden: How would we...?⚠ <br> JT: Easy! You tip over the car, rip it off, and drag it in!⚠ <br> TJ: Thereby covering the masquerade breach.⚠ <p>

Manfred: Dude, you'd need a tailor!⚠ <br> Aiden: He'd need a miracle!⚠ <p>

(We had a long discussion about kindred baseball)⚠ <p>

JT: You don't have peanut people? You know, those people!⚠ <br> Mai: Vendors?⚠ <br> Aiden: Waiters!⚠ <p>

Aiden: ⚠ <i>Why⚠ </i> are we using ⚠ <i>wooden bats⚠ </i>?⚠ <p>

Mai: The Tremere team walks onto the field. The Nosferatu team drops. Smoke rises. The Tremere team walks off the field victorious.⚠ <br> Manfred: And when you look in the dugout, they've sacrificed 15 virgins.⚠ <p>

Manfred: And it's a home run! I don't see it! Kick in your celerity, you'll see it!⚠ <p>

Mai: (in response to the commentary about the funereal music) It's Alicia's party, we can cry if she wants us to.⚠ <p>

Manfred: If he hats me, then he's Randolf.⚠ <br> Aiden: No, that would make everyone Randolf!⚠ <br> Mai: I don't ⚠ <i> wanna⚠ </i> be Randolf!⚠ <p>

JT: You have to patrol as normal (to Aiden and Manfred).⚠ <br> Aiden: Ok! I go mingling!⚠ <br> Manfred: Just watch the door.⚠ <br> Aiden: Ok!⚠ <br> Manfred: Good. Now I go enjoy the party.⚠ <br> Aiden: Hey!⚠ <br> JT: I go outside.⚠ <p>

Manfred: The Saferooms are designed for the full vampiric lifestyle. There are no white curtains, no white walls, no white rugs...⚠ <p>

Randolf: Ok, dude, get up and get in the car. (looks at the guy he just dominated to "whack off or whatever") Ok, you've got 30 seconds.⚠ <p>

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