!My Medieval Salad Bar...

# ...Is a row of skulls filled with howling souls.
# ...wouldn't pass health inspection on HOL.
# ...features a delicate array of bleached skull candleabras.
# ...had its sneeze guard broken by hungry barbarians.
# ...inspired Vlad the Impaler.
# ...is very popular with the Catholic Inquisition.
# ...offers twenty-seven different varieties of Bread.
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