My Medieval Salad Bar...
- ...Is a row of skulls filled with howling souls.
- ...wouldn't pass health inspection on HOL.
- ...features a delicate array of bleached skull candleabras.
- ...had its sneeze guard broken by hungry barbarians.
- ...inspired Vlad the Impaler.
- ...is very popular with the Catholic Inquisition.
- ...offers twenty-seven different varieties of Bread.
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