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Manfred: You know, it'll look strange tied up to a chair with a stake in his leg with half his arm cut off, but the stake's a little much...

Randolph: That mother fucking cock burger.

Randolph: Ok, dumbasses. I have the body. I can stick it in the barrel. I can even throw a match at it. But bodies don't just magically IGNITE.

Dan: But he doesn't say "could it possibly be some other old clothes?" NO! He just sits there and goes (the ken confused face).

James: Leave it in your cleavage where it's happy.

JT: I meander my ass over there. Aiden: Just your ass? Mai: That's an interesting trick. Randolph: It's big enough.

Mai: Hang on a second. I know someone who was less distracted at the moment... did you feel anything?

Randolph: Me? Grbl gubba... (chewing sounds).

Manfred: We are evil. So are you! Aiden: No I'm not. Manfred: You ATE YOUR SISTER! JT: It's all relative. Manfred: EXACTLY!

Jenny: I thought Manfred was supposed to be at a meeting. JT: Something must've happened. Ohhhh.... OHHHHHHH.

Jenny: You could possibly ask Manfred about that. JT: The expert on Tremere anarchs. Manfred: No. I. Am. Not.

Randolph: Oh cuz the keepers wouldn't be like oh why the hell's the new grave disturbed and I STILL DON'T HAVE A SHOVEL!

Randolph: I learned to dig from the sabbat and I didn't like it very much.

Manfred: They're trying to get someone higher up to look into it to see what happened. Jenny: Well, now you know.

JT: So you got overpowered by a one armed Malkavian?

Manfred: I think I found the source of the magical bluh.

TJ: That'd be a cool name for a band. Unicorns for Satan.

Randolph: Thomas is not his ghoul! Manfred: I just made up a name. Randolph: Well, you stole the name of my rent-a-ghoul!

Randolph: YOU'RE the one who keeps riding with the low clans. ... I don't really say that. All the low clans can beat me up.

Randolph: I don't have surface thoughts.

TJ: In walks a woman very familiar with you. Manfred: mom?

James: You assume your sires is a dumbass. Dan: No assumption. He sired me.

Manfred: What would a full success have been? Aiden: Less tuna.

Randolph: You know it's really easy. I WAS trained. Bring it to my sire and papa will make it go away.

Jenny: we made a big boo boo.

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