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A work in progress, purely for my own amusement

Enter FURUD

(to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General")

I am the very model of a fallen star phenomenon,
I have a gang of cronies and my theories go on and on,
I have some daddy issues but I value my autonomy,
Lacking sleep I spend my nights improving my astronomy,
I'm pretty, witty, thin and tall, my hair is clean, my eyes are bright
I wear a silver torc that I discovered in a meteorite,
I'm a big hit with the ladies, my lovemaking is sensual,
Even though the rumours say that I'm a homosexual.
Even though the rumours say that he's a homosexual
Even though the rumours say that he's a homosexual
Even though the rumours say that he's a homo-homo-sexual!

The world is changing quickly and our destinies are intertwined,
Precisely for what reason is something I have not divined,
I could talk for hours if you'd let me just go on and on,
Because I'm the very model of a fallen star phenomenon.
Yes he would talk for hours if you'd just let him go on and on,
As he's the very model of a fallen star phenomenon

IDEAS FOR OTHER TUNES TO USE

• Lxndr pictures "And then I saw her fly! Now I'm a believer..."
• Mese> I was thinking of doing the backstory of Merope Furud to "ah yes, I remember it well"
• Lxndr> we could do antares do a version of "they're coming to take me away"
• Adrienne-work> Hah! I was going to say "wasted youth," but that works too.
• Lxndr> I'm trying to figure out if ras/merope is "only wanna be with you" or "let her cry"
• <dissolvegirl> There's actually a song by Jen Woodhouse I was telling charlotte about <dissolvegirl> Called "Searching for Orion"
• <stryckish> ~this fire is outta control - we're gonna burn this city! burn this city!~
• <Lxndr> I can totally see Merope singing "Another Dumb Blonde" to Furud
• Lxndr now considers reconfiguring the 'cell block tango' for 6 stars