From the N! news-feed "Nova's Gone Wild" Thusday, May 29th 2008 8:00 am Australian CST:
The Bad-Boy of the South Pacific Goes "Au Naturale" in the Outback
Yulara, Australia - Local news stations here are reporting that a Talent identified as Matuku Smith (New Zealand native and one-time member of the eco-terrorist faction "Green War"; read bio) was spotted at dawn this morning at nearby Ayer's Rock, entirely in the buff. A group of senior-aged Yoga enthusiasts were practicing their sun salutations on top of the massive stone outcropping when one of them noticed a man wearing only tatoos at the bottom of the rock. One of the scandalized septagenarians even through down a pair of pants to the naked stranger, before things took an altogether more Xtreme turn. Cornered and apparently disoriented, the tatooed man revealed his powers, summoning a flying whale on which to make good his escape. We here at N! are confident that this could be none other than Waka, Matuku's trusty cetacean companion (read bio). It must be nice to have a best friend who can fly you home after the kind of crazy night that strands you naked in the middle of the Outback!
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