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Manfred: There's a blaze orange bedspread. Oh mygod. It's a deer hunter's fucking wet dream.

Manfred: I'll be damned if I sleep on a blaze orange sheet.⚠ <br> Jeanie: You ARE damned.⚠ <br> Manfred: You're right. I jump on the bed!

Aiden: Mai?⚠ <br> Manfred: No it's Manfred.⚠ <br> Aiden: Why are you answering Mai's phone?⚠ <br> Manfred: She's in the shower.

Manfred: There's a new visitor in the city that's freaking everyone out.⚠ <br> Aiden: Is that why Mai's in the shower?

Aiden: You have to find 18 virgins first.⚠ <br> Manfred: Oh, that's not bad.⚠ <br> Aiden: over 20.⚠ <br> Manfred: oh. ⚠ <br> Ken: Just go to the nearest gaming store.

Randolph: Oh yes. That reminds me. What am I thinking. I just totally ignored a call from the sheriff.

Mai: That didn't help anything.⚠ <br> Manfred: Yes it did. I feel dramatically better.

Len: If it ain't plaid it ain't a kilt.

Dan: I'm not putting any metal in my chunk.

Mai: Manfred, there's going to be someone there named chuck.

JT: I open the window.⚠ <br> Tim: Creeeek.⚠ <br> JT: And slide in. ⚠ <br> Tim: slurp.⚠ <br> JT: Apparently I greased up the window so that everyone can come.

TJ: You turn the lights on. Fwoosh.⚠ <br> Allie: The light makes noise?⚠ <br> TJ: It's the darkness, the light chases it away.

Randolph: I'm going to stand one step upon the stairs.⚠ <br> Manfred: One step up on the stairs?⚠ <br> Randolph: So when the crap goes sploosh all over everything none of it gets on my shoes!

Aiden: I give Justice a ride. In my car. Fire makes me horny.

Randolph: Yay, I'm stronger than the fetus!⚠ <br> Aiden: Hey, someone you can dominate!

TJ: It's very quiet. Except for her yelling.

Manfred: I'm pretty sure you can kill a fetal vampire.⚠ <br> Randolph: I'm thorough. VERY thorough.

Jenny: I'm sure you'd be interested to know what happened last time we saw it, Doctor.⚠ <br> Marcellus: Yes.⚠ <br> Aiden: Randolph took off his pants.

Marcellus: Mixed successes. Once they are cured, they don't live very long.

TJ: This could be a cthulu movie.

Randolph: I call bullshit. I'm taking something home with me.

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