Quotes

9-24 ⚠ <p> (the quote that shouldn't have happened)⚠ <br> Allie: I don't quote during recaps because you're all supposed to shut up and listen.⚠ <br> Len: That's a quote too.⚠ <p>

TJ: What kind of gamer are you, you don't have paper!⚠ <br> Dan: I brought my own pen tonight!⚠ <p>

Len: I went potty!⚠ <br> Allie: (referring to something else) I've seen that.⚠ <br> James: Len going potty?⚠ <br> Allie: Yeah that! Where have I seen that?⚠ <p>

Randolf: Peeing on you, sucker. Kung Fu style!⚠ <p>

TJ: Looking at it closely you notice this is the type of flower your sire often wore on his lapel.⚠ <br> Everyone: Dun dun dun!⚠ <p>

JT: Fwuump! Fuck! Fat kid in a little hole!⚠ <p>

Randolf: I should have one of those umbrellas on a hat.⚠ <p>

Mai: It would be great if we can get a little hole (reaches arm). Then I could reach my hand in it.⚠ <br> Aiden: You want a little hole you can reach your hand in?!⚠ <br> Mai: Well yes. Then I could touch it in that special way.⚠ <p>

TJ: If your truck blows a tire and you have to hack it off??⚠ <p>

TJ: Working quickly you pile all the rubble back into a nice... pile.⚠ <p>

Randolf: What kind of car is it?⚠ <br> Len: A dodge.⚠ <br> Randolf: What kind of dodge?⚠ <br> Len: A dodge ram.⚠ <br> Randolf: What kind of dodge ram?⚠ <br> Len: ... a truck??⚠ <p>

Aiden: By the time we do that she'll be gone.⚠ <br> Jenny: Great plan, isn't it.⚠ <p>

Ken: My plan is to attach myself to her and scream like a girl aaaeeeeiiiiieeee!⚠ <br> Len: Oh my god, Ken, you do scream like a girl!⚠ <p>

Len: A black gutter trash jumps into the car next to JT.⚠ <br> Randolf: So Jenny is now black.⚠ <p>

Manfred: Dude you should never tell a vampire to suck it bitch.⚠ <p>

Manfred: Why is the gangrel necessary to teach the Toreador how to show off her bobbies??⚠ <br> Aiden: Cuz I have a great rack.⚠ <p>

Mai: Why are we here?⚠ <br> JT: To... make sure Jenny doesn't throw her vitae on the floor.⚠ <br> Mai: And... why is Jenny here?⚠ <br> JT: To throw her vitae on the floor.⚠ <p>

TJ: All that for that?⚠ <br> (dan shrugs)⚠ <br> TJ: Sucks, man.⚠ <p>

Jenny: Let's continue as quietly as possible.⚠ <br> JT: Yeah, that's gonna happen with Mai here...⚠ <br> Mai: I can do THIS silently (gives him the bird)⚠ <p>

JT: Yeah, you fuckers are going to do something to us... cuz I know you fuckers.⚠ <p>

Aiden: 'You fail to notice something' or 'there's nothing to notice'?⚠ <br> TJ: Yes.⚠ <br> Aiden: Thanks, Tim.⚠ <p>

JT: That was the definition of an ass hat.⚠ <p>

Dan: I do not have bug eyes. And I'm not grossly overweight like he is.⚠ <br> Len: Well... ⚠ <p>

Randolf: I can't provent it! We must drop a piece of source in with a piece of monster blood! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!⚠ <p>

Randolf: (learning curve) Uh, Jenny's blood is cinnamon swirl crunch?⚠ <p>

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