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3/25/2006 ⚠ <p>

(J T licks the recap)⚠ <p>

Ken: Again, Mai is on the receiving end...⚠ <br> (Everyone laughs)⚠ <p>

James: Just because shit floats doesn't mean you'll float through concrete.⚠ <br> Dan: My shit doesn't float, though. It has fortitude 86 too.⚠ <p>

Allie: (mocking) Come on, Randolf, stand up to Saturn for us.⚠ <p>

Saturn: Do you think you know what you are doing?⚠ <br> Randolf: Generally...⚠ <p>

Manfred: Uh, we don't wear anything under the ceremonial robe.⚠ <br> Tim: Everyone else did.⚠ <br> J T: Damn, this isn't Europe!⚠ <br> Manfred: No, I mean, Tremere really don't wear anything under the ceremonial robe, ⚠ <i>right⚠ </i>?⚠ <p>

Tim: (to Manfred) So if you find anything out, Randolf, you have my phone number.⚠ <br> Everyone laughs.⚠ <p>

Tim: In one room there's a corner.⚠ <p>

(how we get the prince to stop listening to our phone calls, part I)⚠ <br> Randolf: I'm rolling my eyes at you.⚠ <br> J T: You're rolling your eyes at me?⚠ <br> Randolf: I'm rolling my eyes at you.⚠ <br> J T: Like, right now?⚠ <br> Randolf: Like right now.⚠ <p>

Jeanie: (about J T) On the day side, he's a hooker.⚠ <p>

(interlude)⚠ <br> ⚠ <i>Stages of Pet Who Went in the Livingroom⚠ </i>⚠ <br> 1) Hi, I'm so happy to see you! Please don't go in the livingroom!⚠ <br> 2) What the hell is ⚠ <i>that⚠ </i>? That wasn't there before!⚠ <br> 3) That's not ⚠ <i>mine⚠ </i>.⚠ <br> 4) (buries) In fact, you can't even see it!⚠ <p>

(act two)⚠ <p>

Tim: Manfred, you push those pleasant dreams aside and arise.⚠ <br> Manfred: I'm cranky.⚠ <p>

(from kitchen)⚠ <br> ⚠ <i>snap!⚠ </i>⚠ <br> Dan: Owwwwww!⚠ <br> (pause)⚠ <br> Jeanie: You ok, Dan?⚠ <br> Dan: The pepsi box has defeated me!⚠ <br> James: He botches his open pepsi roll.⚠ <br> Len: Dan, will you get me a pepsi?⚠ <p>

Allie: (to Dan) Go sit down.⚠ <br> (Dan sits right there)⚠ <br> Jeanie: No, go.⚠ <br> Dan: Everybody hates me.⚠ <br> Allie: We don't hate you.⚠ <br> Dan: My shoe's untied.⚠ <p>

(how we get the prince to stop listening to our phone calls part two)⚠ <br> Randolf: Hello? ... ⚠ <i>hello⚠ </i>?⚠ <br> J T: Hello?⚠ <br> Randolf: ⚠ <i>hello⚠ </i>?⚠ <br> J T: Hello!⚠ <br> Randolf: ⚠ <i>hello⚠ </i>!⚠ <br> J T: Oh, bad connection.⚠ <p>

(how we get the prince to stop listening to our phone calls part three)⚠ <br> J T: So are we meeting at the home?⚠ <br> Randolf: The home?⚠ <br> J T: The jefferson street home.⚠ <br> Randolf: It's not a home.⚠ <br> J T: It's a house, right?⚠ <br> Randolf: Yeah.⚠ <br> J T: House... home...⚠ <br> Allie: Actually you can have a house but not have a home. You have to have people living in it to be a home.⚠ <br> J T: Oh, so a house is not a home without people living in it. Ok, bye! (hangs up phone)⚠ <p>

Randolf: You're saying my crotch is not crab woothy... wroothy... ⚠ <i>worthy⚠ </i>?⚠ <p>

J T: I want you both to look at this.⚠ <br> Manfred: It's blood.⚠ <br> Aiden: Give the Tremere a gold star!⚠ <p>

Jenn Y?; Uh, Randolf, have you spoken with Mai or J T?⚠ <br> Randolf: Yeah, they're stuck in some magical storm and they're going to die.⚠ <br> Jenny: Yeah, that's what I heard! And it seems to be coming our direction.⚠ <br> Randolf: Enjoy dying.⚠ <p>

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