3/25/2006
⚠ <p>
(J T licks the recap)⚠ <p>
Ken: Again, Mai is on the receiving end...⚠ <br>
(Everyone laughs)⚠ <p>
James: Just because shit floats doesn't mean you'll float through concrete.⚠ <br>
Dan: My shit doesn't float, though. It has fortitude 86 too.⚠ <p>
Allie: (mocking) Come on, Randolf, stand up to Saturn for us.⚠ <p>
Saturn: Do you think you know what you are doing?⚠ <br>
Randolf: Generally...⚠ <p>
Manfred: Uh, we don't wear anything under the ceremonial robe.⚠ <br>
Tim: Everyone else did.⚠ <br>
J T: Damn, this isn't Europe!⚠ <br>
Manfred: No, I mean, Tremere really don't wear anything under the ceremonial robe, ⚠ <i>right⚠ </i>?⚠ <p>
Tim: (to Manfred) So if you find anything out, Randolf, you have my phone number.⚠ <br>
Everyone laughs.⚠ <p>
Tim: In one room there's a corner.⚠ <p>
(how we get the prince to stop listening to our phone calls, part I)⚠ <br>
Randolf: I'm rolling my eyes at you.⚠ <br>
J T: You're rolling your eyes at me?⚠ <br>
Randolf: I'm rolling my eyes at you.⚠ <br>
J T: Like, right now?⚠ <br>
Randolf: Like right now.⚠ <p>
Jeanie: (about J T) On the day side, he's a hooker.⚠ <p>
(interlude)⚠ <br>
⚠ <i>Stages of Pet Who Went in the Livingroom⚠ </i>⚠ <br>
1) Hi, I'm so happy to see you! Please don't go in the livingroom!⚠ <br>
2) What the hell is ⚠ <i>that⚠ </i>? That wasn't there before!⚠ <br>
3) That's not ⚠ <i>mine⚠ </i>.⚠ <br>
4) (buries) In fact, you can't even see it!⚠ <p>
(act two)⚠ <p>
Tim: Manfred, you push those pleasant dreams aside and arise.⚠ <br>
Manfred: I'm cranky.⚠ <p>
(from kitchen)⚠ <br>
⚠ <i>snap!⚠ </i>⚠ <br>
Dan: Owwwwww!⚠ <br>
(pause)⚠ <br>
Jeanie: You ok, Dan?⚠ <br>
Dan: The pepsi box has defeated me!⚠ <br>
James: He botches his open pepsi roll.⚠ <br>
Len: Dan, will you get me a pepsi?⚠ <p>
Allie: (to Dan) Go sit down.⚠ <br>
(Dan sits right there)⚠ <br>
Jeanie: No, go.⚠ <br>
Dan: Everybody hates me.⚠ <br>
Allie: We don't hate you.⚠ <br>
Dan: My shoe's untied.⚠ <p>
(how we get the prince to stop listening to our phone calls part two)⚠ <br>
Randolf: Hello? ... ⚠ <i>hello⚠ </i>?⚠ <br>
J T: Hello?⚠ <br>
Randolf: ⚠ <i>hello⚠ </i>?⚠ <br>
J T: Hello!⚠ <br>
Randolf: ⚠ <i>hello⚠ </i>!⚠ <br>
J T: Oh, bad connection.⚠ <p>
(how we get the prince to stop listening to our phone calls part three)⚠ <br>
J T: So are we meeting at the home?⚠ <br>
Randolf: The home?⚠ <br>
J T: The jefferson street home.⚠ <br>
Randolf: It's not a home.⚠ <br>
J T: It's a house, right?⚠ <br>
Randolf: Yeah.⚠ <br>
J T: House... home...⚠ <br>
Allie: Actually you can have a house but not have a home. You have to have people living in it to be a home.⚠ <br>
J T: Oh, so a house is not a home without people living in it. Ok, bye! (hangs up phone)⚠ <p>
Randolf: You're saying my crotch is not crab woothy... wroothy... ⚠ <i>worthy⚠ </i>?⚠ <p>
J T: I want you both to look at this.⚠ <br>
Manfred: It's blood.⚠ <br>
Aiden: Give the Tremere a gold star!⚠ <p>
Jenn Y?; Uh, Randolf, have you spoken with Mai or J T?⚠ <br>
Randolf: Yeah, they're stuck in some magical storm and they're going to die.⚠ <br>
Jenny: Yeah, that's what I heard! And it seems to be coming our direction.⚠ <br>
Randolf: Enjoy dying.⚠ <p>
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