Quotes

Demonic Hot Dogs for Satan

7/15/2006

Game Date: 10/29/2006

Randolf: Is he eating? Cuz I'm gonna kill myself!⚠ <p>

Mai: I wore ⚠ <i>flip flops⚠ </i> to court?⚠ <p>

Allie: You're insubstantial! That pretty much nixes any fortitude!⚠ <p>

Randolf: Not officer O'Mally?⚠ <br> Allie: Dude, these ⚠ <i>are⚠ </i> actual police officers.⚠ <br> JT: I'm a detective, fucktard.⚠ <br> Len: Oh Detective Fucktard, ok.⚠ <p>

Allie: Was it really affecting you that much, my finger?⚠ <p>

Jen: What if the magical items left some sort of rennaissance?⚠ <br> (Jeanie collapses in laughter)⚠ <br> Jen: Rennaissance!⚠ <br> Allie: Resonance?⚠ <br> Jen: It's Jenny! Rennaissance!⚠ <p>

Allie: I like the fact that Jeanie's cleavage is glowing.⚠ <br> Dan: Yes, that's really distracting.⚠ <p>

Mai: (singing) I spirit touch myself... I want you to know...⚠ <p>

Allie: Hey, you know what? Mai does have detective skills. It's just that Allie doesn't. Hey, you know what? I ⚠ <i>am⚠ </i> Dan!⚠ <p>

Allie: Last time I had an ear infection I'm sure it was from a wet willy.⚠ <p>

Dan: Shut up, Tim, nobody's talking to you!⚠ <p>

Tim: Do you smoke those patches?⚠ <p>

Dan: Let's go! Let's see who puts the finger in the other person's ear first!⚠ <p>

Tim: All right this is a horor game, but that's goes a little too far.⚠ <p>

Manfred: All I gotta do is prick him and that should be enough. That sounds really bad.⚠ <p>

Tim: And with Randolf screaming "deeper, deeper!" you prick him and he goes limp.⚠ <p>

Jen: Mud is better than blood. Currently.⚠ <p>

Tim: You're in the chair of startness.⚠ <p>

"Tim's world, Tim's world⚠ <br> Party time! Excellent!"⚠ <p>

(Not to the casual reader: I swear this is not a porn game. Really.)⚠ <p>

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