Quotes

10/8/05

Aiden: (about JT's breasts) With the help of a corset, those could really perk right up.⚠ <br> Mai: Even the one in the back.⚠ <p>

Manfred: So it's June 4th... at what time?⚠ <br> Tim: About 1 in the morning.⚠ <br> Manfred: So then it's June FIFTH.⚠ <br> Tim: Ah...!⚠ <p>

Manfred: Well, let's see... I learned that uhhhhhhhhhhh....⚠ <p>

Len: He soaks his pork rinds in blood first.⚠ <br> Jeanie: Isn't that a redneck vampire?⚠ <p>

Manfred: You didn't write that down! Out of character... did you?⚠ <p>

Drawn in Randolf's notes, inside a heart: (Jenny Olson + Ancient Malkavian = Mortal)⚠ <p>

⚠ <p> Manfred: You even put that in the notes?⚠ <br> Randolf: Of course I... you! You just shut up! You're a historian! Your whole point in life is to write notes that say what other people think they should say! I am here for the REAL facts!⚠ <p>

Randolf: I think he's getting his feeding stock stoned and then drinking up!⚠ <p>

TJ:Straus bursts into the room!⚠ <br> Randolf: WAH! Oh no you don't! (grabs the microscope) AAHHHHH! (hits Strauss with it).⚠ <p>

Randolf: EVERYTHING'S MINE! (slams fist into table)⚠ <p>

Randolf: Hey! Hey! When I go into the fetal position I'm a tough nugget!⚠ <p>

Manfred: Strauss? Bad strauss!⚠ <P>

Tim: WE need a break. This is stupid.⚠ <P>

TJ: This whole place is swimming with aura.⚠ <br> Manfred: Hearing this over the phone... that's normal.⚠ <br> Mai: You do not hear this over the phone! Tim said that! He's the GM! He doesn't exist!⚠ <p>

Mai: This is Mai saying you need a shrink. In a nice way.⚠ <p>

Mai: (unimpressed) He can grow children from the Earth... whatever.⚠ <p>

Aiden: I don't think it's going to work.⚠ <br> JT: FUCK YEAH! IT'S GOING TO WORK!⚠ <p>

Randolf: Why don't you have a ghoul?⚠ <br> Manfred: That's what you're for.⚠ <p>

Jenny: I take the bowl and fling it at Manfred's head!⚠ <br> Manfred: I'm ducking. It's ON bitch!⚠ <br> JT: JT runs in the way... YOU CAN'T FIGHT! Gets hit with the bowl. Ow!⚠ <br> Manfred: Awwww, JT you ok? OK. JENNY GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROOM!⚠ <p>

Jenny: I'm biting into it and starting to suck.⚠ <br> Randolf: Jenny! That might turn you human!⚠ <p>

Jeanie: The problem is going to the inferno makes me horny.⚠ <p>

Manfred: We could stop over at one of the chantries.⚠ <br> Randolf: Bah! I feel safer at the cathedral.⚠ <p>

Randolf: Have you ever heard of run and hide? I've heard of run and hide.⚠ <p>

JT: The tapestry?⚠ <br> Randolf: Cheeseburger?⚠ <br> Manfred: Mai?⚠ <p>

Aiden: I think on the embracement, you lose woman's intuition.⚠ <br> JT: They call that the change.⚠ <p>

Randolf: You gotta fix your hair with every step.⚠ <p>

Manfred: Now, do we think that was the bishop, or the chick we just fucked up?⚠ <p>

TJ: Very small in the corner, it says "check mate".⚠ <br> Group: Aw!⚠ <br> Jeanie: Shouldn't it say Pwned?⚠ <p>

Allie: Jeanie knows her fungus!⚠ <br> Janie: (pause) Thanks, Allie. ⚠ <p>

Manfred: When a caveman points a gun at his head and starts pulling the trigger, he has to reason to believe he is in danger.⚠ <p>

Aiden: Maybe I shouldn't have actually killed the cat.⚠ <p>

JT: By the way, this is the first Mexican Tremere impersonation I've heard tonight.⚠ <p>

Manfred: No one informed me of any change.⚠ <br> Aiden: You didn't get the memo?⚠ <p>

Randolf: He's a fuckin' nutter. Nothing else to be said about that.⚠ <p>

Randolf: Bad stuff can suck it!⚠ <p>

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