Real date: 11/5/05. ⚠ <p>
Game date: June 5, 1999.⚠ <p>
Randolf: You talk too illiterately... aliterally... unliterally?⚠ <p>
James: So, JT and Mai.. have they burned us down yet? ⚠ <br>
Tim: No, but they're burning each other verbally.⚠ <p>
Jenny: You tell no one of this. No one!⚠ <br>
Randolf: This is going in my diary!⚠ <p>
Randolf: Nightmare... she call it.⚠ <br>
Mai: *I* would.⚠ <p>
Tim: Jenny and Manfred both start screaming.⚠ <br>
Manfred: Nope! The contract still works. OW!⚠ <p>
Randolf: Aiden, can we test you for your fuckslutability?⚠ <p>
TJ: Now he's talking like a real ventrue.⚠ <br>
Everyone: finally.⚠ <p>
Manfred: You just ate a thousand earthworms!⚠ <br>
Aiden: And you're complaining about veins?⚠ <br>
JT: You just squeeze 'em!⚠ <br>
Manfred: That's what you do with the children too.⚠ <br>
Randolf: (angrily) Ok, back in the car with all of you!⚠ <p>
Jeanie: (to Allie) You injured yourself on ice cream??⚠ <p>
Randolf: What are we talking about?⚠ <br>
Jeanie and James: Earthworms!⚠ <br>
Randolf: Bleed into this.⚠ <p>
Randolf: There's secrets about me you'll never comprehend!⚠ <p>
Randolf: Yes, Mai, you are oddly wrinkly.⚠ <br>
Aiden: Is that how you pick up girls?⚠ <p>
Randolf: Mai's blood is kung fu with Marcellus's.⚠ <p>
Randolf: No, no! 5 of them run away and one of them runs at it!⚠ <p>
Randolf: Oh, wow! My sharpie covered book is now wet! Oh oh! Oh darn!⚠ <p>
Manfred: Did Strauss take us to Ravenloft? That ASSHOLE!⚠ <p>
Mai: You can ghoul a rosebush? (gasp) That would be MUCH easier than humans!⚠ <p>
Jeanie: You can't believe it's not vitae.⚠ <p>
Manfred: Whose coffin is that?⚠ <br>
Durgan: Akrodomenos.⚠ <br>
Everyone: Ahhh!!!! Don't say that name!!⚠ <br>
Randolf: Dun dun DUN.⚠ <p>
Manfred: (shocked) Are you ok?⚠ <br>
Randolf: Wow! That was a random drive by staking!⚠ <p>
Randolf: (mocking Manfred)No Venice is the mighty tower of the tremere! And I can explode you cuz I can do that!⚠ <p>