6/3/06⚠ <p>

TJ: The lead character seals the deal: Tori Spelling.⚠ <br> James: She's going to be playing Cthulhu?⚠ <p>

Randolf: Uhhh... incoming! (to no one but himself)⚠ <p>

Aiden: It's raining vampires!⚠ <p>

Randolf: Can I frenzy now? Mmmm RRRRRAAAAWWWR!⚠ <br> Aiden: Is he frenzying now? Good. I draw the frenzy out of him and take it to myself.⚠ <br> Randolf: Oh shoot.⚠ <p>

Randolf: Yeah my frenzy is like an angry koala bear.⚠ <p>

Mai: Hey Randolf, you're ugly.⚠ <p>

Mai: Tremere! Do your voodoo stuff!⚠ <p>

Aiden: Murgatroyd can write??⚠ <br> (Manfred glares)⚠ <p>

Randolf: I'm not telling you what to do. I'm telling you what *I'm* doing.⚠ <br> JT: But you're not.⚠ <p>

Aiden: I draw the line at shaving Jenny.⚠ <p>

TJ: You have an ominous feeling now.⚠ <br> Randolf: I dance the mocking jig.⚠ <p>

TJ: Len, you just ate the french onion dip like it was ice cream!⚠ <p>

Randolf: I want to talk to Strauss.⚠ <br> JT: You're looking at him.⚠ <br> (pause)⚠ <br> Randolf: Fuck.⚠ <p>

JT: Randolf, I have a stinking feeling that I need to stake you right now.⚠ <p>

Randolf: I'm going to falsefully believe here because that's good for my mental health...⚠ <br> JT: I'm looking really hard at this patch of ground...⚠ <p>

JT: He's a fully functioning kindred of mass power. Not mass. Mass⚠ <i>ive⚠ </i>.⚠ <p>

JT: You would if you were Achadremenos but you're Randolf last time I looked in the mirror. ...At you.⚠ <p>

JT: (defeated) But that ground looks so tempting tonight.⚠ <p>

Manfred: (on the phone) That sounds like ⚠ <i>such a good idea...⚠ </i>.

Mai: (explaining to JT the Jenny/Aiden relationship about a year later) So when I met you I wasn't like "mom??". Which means it's not a standard vampire greeting.⚠ <p>

TJ: What's worse than the rift and the archbishop and the methuselah?... "Jenny was left alone!".⚠ <p>

Randolf: So they think I can replace the weak one...⚠ <p>

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