me: i suppose we could discuss your egregious lack of TOR page for your game proposal
Adrienne: Haha, I take it someone read the scroll buffer this morning?
Well, did it sound like a cool idea, or a dumb one?
me: potentially fun
Adrienne: (Or both, hehe. It IS gaming.)
me: though since i was in a hurry i just sort of skimmed over everything dark elves in the city!
Adrienne: Right! A city full of people who don't much like us, FOR SOME REASON.
me: possibly because we worship evil spider queens :P
me: possibly because our society is NOT evil, but it IS matriarchal and they just can't handle that.
Adrienne: Man, D&D drow are so profoundly creepy. They're elves, but they're evil, you can tell because they're BLACK and live in a MATRIARCHY.
me: pfft. lames.
p.s. i think the orcs and stuff should be the upper class
and humans are just like the servant class, everyone ignores
humans are lame
they're not strong like orcs
a society based on strength of arms
Adrienne: Where do elves fit in?
me: They live in the far north where it's damn cold all the time
though i hear they used to live in the place that's now farmland that supports all the cities for leagues around
hey, you know why elves have pointy ears?
me: cause the rest of 'em froze off, hahaha
Adrienne: Haha, stupid elves.
me: *spits sideways* damn elves, useless things.
Can't even put 'em in the Arenas, they die too quick.
Too skinny to eat, too – not that we do that kind of thing anymore.
Adrienne: Right, totally. *spit*
me: *eyes you suspiciously*
me: you ain't one of them elf-lovers are you
Adrienne: No sir!
me: *chuckles knowingly* Well, *slaps you on the back* I know a place you kin get a nice human boy with his ears cut right, skinny thing, gotta be careful not to break him though. dress him up in some furs or toss him in the ice-room for a while, he'll do well enough.
Man, so as dark elves, we're EXTRA screwed.
don't worry, you'll feel right at home in the traveling freak show
me: dark elves must've gotten tossed into the desert and got a sunburn
Adrienne: Yeah, we did something terrible to get thrown out that will be hinted at through play.