<Axis> **
<Axis> ***
<Axis> A room. Or perhaps more accurately, a space. White walls, white fllor, white ceiling.
<Axis> Three people are here, lying on the floor.
<Axis> "This... this isn't right."
<Axis> "Someone fucked up. Zi?"
<Axis> "Fucked if I know. I guess this is somewhere in the Tesseract? Someone must have screwed with the insertion..."
<Zihiri> "No, and... something's wrong. He's not quite solid."
<Axis> "Hear me, Lazlo?" he shouts. "It's your shitty security coding that means we're in fuck-knows-where, and now I am going to have to reach in and RESTART YOUR BRAIN. I hate it in there, you need to clean up.""
<Lazlo> "Ho-lee-shit, that hurt"
<Axis> "Huh. Welcome to the land of the live, Laz. I'll have to tweak your thoughtmeat another time."
<Axis> "Now what the fuck went wrong with the insertion?"
<Lazlo> "You can tweak my meat anytime, sister.... where the hell are we?"
<Zihiri> "Some pocket dimension in the Tesseract, looks like."
<Zihiri> "Shit, Ax... you ARE a woman here. Did you do that on purpose?"
<Lazlo> "Well, I freely admit that you're currently a reflection of my subconscious. A very good reflection too."
<Zihiri> "Yeah huh. Anyway, I think the point is, our mission is definitely NOT supposed to be in a tiny-ass white box with warm walls."
<Axis> "Fuck you, Laz." says Axis, without real malice.
<Lazlo> "There was a lot of static on the line, probably just got some digits switched around is all"
<Axis> "So what, this is just a holding pattern? Wait it out and we get shifted?"
<Lazlo> "That or we get booted, is my guess. Think of it like call waiting..."
<Lazlo> "I think.. maybe.. we can force... a transition..."
<Lazlo> "I need your finger for a sec. Stick in the wall right where I'm pointing. Then, unstable code meet corrupted object... and viola!"
<Axis> "Viola, huh? You're an uneducated sack of shit, Laz."
<Axis> "Zi? Gonna need your push on this, kitten."
<Lazlo> "Not sure you want to shove too much juice into this thing..."
<Axis> "Just keep our avs integrated, Laz. We'll be fine. It just takes a little touch..."
<Zihiri> "Alright, hang on." She pulls back her sleeves, exposing a silver-blue bracelet. She twists it two notches to the left and a thread-like ring of light expands concentrically from it. She places her palm against Axis'
<Axis> "Sweet... and... here... goes."
<Axis> ***
<Axis> "Voilą, motherfucker."
<Lazlo> "Beats Old Detroit"
<Lazlo> "Even if it wasn't secure, all that static is going to make it hard to sort out our trajectory."
<Lazlo> "Since I don't rate sitting in on meetings with the big boys and girls, maybe someone can tell me now what our objective is supposed to be?"
<Axis> There's a short burst of static, and then Axis withdraws vir hand.
<Axis> "It's simple enough, Laz."
<Axis> "We're here to steal a Core."
<Axis> ***