< A Strange Healer | Red Ice Logs | A Little Robber >
With the...expert care of Green Cloud both Glory and Kinqueduran are feeling somewhat better. The stabbing pain of the lost eye was receded to a dull ache and annoying itch, but Kin has finally been provided with a real eyepatch, if a shabby one.
Glory's wounds were tended carefully and wrapped in sticky, smelly salves. She's still in a great deal of pain, but her wounds are healing faster then she expected and soon she'll be back to her normal self. With Iron Horse escorting Green Cloud back home, the two convalescents are left alone in their rooms at the Inn with Jaom. Who is struggling with increasing demands from her calligraphy and the back of her head for a jewel.
The writing is, of course, in the most polite and respectful terms. But it is very...constant.
A commotion is heard from downstairs...sounds like a heavy object smashing into a table full of dishes...
Jaom: "The 'Eye' she keeps asking for. Politely, yet firmly, might I add. I don't even have half an idea where to start, but if I don't find it, I'm going to pop. Dammit, I'm this close to leaving and looking for the thing."
More stomps and thuds, then a shout is heard....
Arkadi: "When the lady asks you to leave...you GET THE HELL OUT!"
There's a sound of breaking glass, then all is silent
Jaom: "Someone you know and possibly hate?"
Kinqueduran: "No, I think this is one of the people I kinda got along with."
Whud, wham, CRUNCH “You too, you bum! Anyone else wanna join them?!"
Silence from downstairs
Arkadi: "Good!"
Jaom: "I can tell. Maybe he's got the damn jewel---did I just say that? Ah, Dragons' asses..."
Jaom: "She can come, dammit. She should just ask for some help."
Kinqueduran: "Nobody said she had to stay." He shrugs and steps out of the room, wandering into the inn to find the source of the sound.
Down at the inn's bar, looking calm as anything sits a rather drably dressed man. In fact, he seems to do nothing more than...blend in. Brown leather-faced armour, a darker brown cloak, dark green trousers...brown hair's that just' started to turn grey, a day or two's stubble and a dour look on his face. He's currently sipping at a pint of stout
Glory: "He does look like your kind of person, Kinqueduran."
Arkadi: As he moves, a copper badge gleams at his belt...
Arkadi: The man looks up and turns his head at source of call..."Oh, dragonspit...not you too."
Jaom: "Yep. Someone Kin knows. Has the look as well. Man, two of them... wonder if this guy'll lose the other eye."
Kinqueduran: "
Arkadi: "We did...tell me you didn't get dragged into this sodding mess, too."
Arkadi: His voice has the clipped tones of a lookshy native
Kinqueduran: "Which mess? I've been dragged into so many lately, I think we need to be clear."
Arkadi: He waves Kin in
Jaom: "... definitely someone in Kin's league."
Arkadi: "The Diva sent me here...seems some deadboys and demons are stirring shirt with her little cult..."
Arkadi: "And one of my favours to The Man in Black got traded to her."
Arkadi: "...have you ever DEALT with the Diva?"
Kinqueduran: "I'm sure it's not -that- bad."
Arkadi: "Take a spoiled dynast brat. Give her pull in Yu-Shan, the desire to use it, and an ego the size of Nexus."
Kinqueduran: "I mean, she's not going to stab your eye out, or anything, though, right?"
Arkadi: "...yeah, what happened there? Lover's quarrel?"
Kinqueduran: "For that to be the case, someone would have to love me."
Arkadi: "True."
Kinqueduran: "Anyway, some bitch sent a lackey to 'deal with us'. I tore his head off and returned it to her."
Arkadi: "Ah."
Kinqueduran: "I think she overreacted."
Arkadi: Arkadi shrugs
Kinqueduran: "Oh, yeah." He turns, gesturing at Jaom, then Glory. "Jaom. She's alright. That one's Glory. She hates me."
Jaom: "Pshaw. C'mon, Kin, cut the girl some slack."
Kinqueduran: "Fine, fine. She -dislikes- me."
Jaom: "Better."
Akradi shakes Joam's hand "Arkadi...late of lookshy." He offers a hand to Glory as well You all note he's got very...red eyes
Kinqueduran: "Don't stare. We hate that."
Jaom: "... s-sorry. Just caught me off guard there for a second."
Arkadi: "I...work for a certain warrior lady in red, you might say."
Arkadi: "Well, optimally. Right now, I work for about 5 or 6 different people."
Jaom: "Dunno whether to envy or feel bad for you. I'm just rolling with the tide here. Although it is a nasty blood color. Eh."
Arkadi: "Pity me. I *used* to work for IA...now I'm heaven's bitch."
Arkadi: he pauses a moment to pull out a cigarette "Anyone mind if I smoke?"
Kinqueduran: "Don't mind, so long as you share."
Arkadi: He tosses Kin a cigarette
Arkadi: "..guess I've been spending too much time around Gia."
Jaom: "Oh, very funny."
Kinqueduran: "...please?"
Arkadi: "...is this a Yu Shan class of '23 reunion?"
Arkadi: he nods to Horse "Hi."
Jaom: "... hey, Horse! That guy make it back alright? He looked like he was about to fall apart, practically."
Iron Horse: "Ah, I see... and yeah, he's fine..."
Arkadi: "Incidentally...Jaom? What's with the hair? Seems a little intricate for wandering the countryside."
Jaom: "Heh. Welcome, Kin."
Arkadi: "I'll bet."
Kinqueduran: "So, Ark! Latest rumors in Heaven?"
Arkadi: "Well, the a faction of Bureau of Anarchistic Thrashings is trying to ally with The Diva."
Jaom: "... you know, I'm really going to have to ask more about how you all know Heaven so well one day or another."
Kinqueduran: "Used to work there."
Arkadi: "Hey, ex-cop...just another city for me."
Arkadi: "A big, excessively bureaucratic, pompous cesspool of arrogance and stupidity of a city...but well, still just a city."
Jaom: "Oh, so like home? Huh, funny how so little changes."
Kinqueduran: "Did you hear about the brawl that Uncle Elephant got into?"
Arkadi: "Oh, yeah..."
Kinqueduran: "Nice to see you, too, Anstice. I'm fine, glad you asked. How are you?"
Arkadi: "You can more guess how *I* felt about that."
Kinqueduran: "Hey, -I- didn't start it. Anyway, I'm guessing that you've also heard that I'm not allowed in Yu-Shan anymore."
Arkadi: "Wow, even *I* never screwed up that bad...how'd you manage THAT?"
Arkadi: "Oh...right. Forgot."
Kinqueduran: "That or Mars hates me."
Arkadi: "Riiiight. Now then, you've got a choice...you can make an explanation, or I can get my circle here and we could throw down."
Jaom: "Ah, hell, not another fight."
Arkadi: "Yes, I do. And you know *me*. That's why I'm asking for an explanation before getting Gia, Moth and company here."
Kinqueduran: "It's not like I just switched sides - you know me better than that. I took the course that seemed like the only one that would let me defuse this whole end-of-the-world situation."
Arkadi: "End of the world situation?"
Kinqueduran: "Yes. End-of-the-world situation."
Arkadi: "Mind elaborating?"
Jaom: "... whoa, wait. End-of-the-world situation? You never told me that."
Kinqueduran: "One of the Yozis is getting close to breaking out. Has a pet deathlord. Also, the moon is green, and that freaks me out."
Anstice: "You forgot the other option, K."
Kinqueduran: "Which is?"
Anstice: "That being all the Yozis die and turn into malfeans, and then all of THOSE get out."
Glory: "Oh, like that would be so bad."
Kinqueduran: "Shut up, Glory."
Anstice: "One hell of a coin flip, there. And it takes more than the usual amount of mojo to get it to land on edge."
Iron Horse: "... I'd say it'd be pretty bad."
Jaom: "That doesn't sound good either way. People die either way, eh? Heh..."
Kinqueduran: "Die or worse, yeah."
Anstice: "People die all the time. It'd be most freaky if they stopped."
Anstice: "Forget the people, there's always more. Focus on the big picture."
Arkadi: "Right...so that explains siding with demons...how?"
Anstice: "Not demons. Demons are yozi-souls, these are distinct entities, and incarna-level to boot."
Glory: "Oh, we're not siding with the demons."
Jaom: "Big picture being all Creation falls down. I can hear the monks now. 'Repent! Repent! The Kingdom of the Dragons is at hand!' Bleh. And like hell I'll work for demons!"
Arkadi: "...ah, the monks...annoying, aren't they?"
Kinqueduran: "Whoever told you that is a filthy liar, Ark. You know me better than to believe that I'd side with demons."
Jaom: "Complete with shiny jade rods up their asses, yes."
Anstice: "Now, now, Jaom. That's only the kinky ones."
Anstice: "I find the immaculate philosophy rather refreshing, stripped of the ritualism."
Arkadi: "...in other words, the Lookshy version."
Arkadi: "Okay, kindly explain to me...in full."
Kinqueduran: "I'm working for the Celestines."
Arkadi: "...which ones?"
Kinqueduran: "Just...not the ones that are in Heaven."
Jaom: "I know people who'd say... things about Lookshy, but I'd rather not see them right now, because they'd like to chain me down and make me into some Legion lapdog. Not ready for that."
Anstice: "Maidens had brothers, brothers sided with primordial father, primordial father built new stars in underworld."
Arkadi: "...Riiiiight."
Kinqueduran: "We're working on that."
Arkadi: "I...see."
Arkadi: "...EXCUSE ME?"
Kinqueduran: "Ignore her, she's badly injured, it's gotten to her head."
Anstice: "Deathlord turns, malfeans are pissed, send brothers to find some agents. We're those agents. Not required to forswear heaven, but they're definitely willing to personally intervene."
Arkadi: "I...see."
Arkadi: "That's...messed-up."
Kinqueduran: "Yeah, it's messed-up. I'll worry about the repercussions after I've saved the world."
Jaom: "Nononono, the Cathak Legions. Still, I'm not going for either. I got things to do, and alot of time ahead of me."
Anstice: "Messed up is not being able to get more than a starmetal paper-clip out of heaven when handling a massive demon invasion."
Arkadi: "Anstice...you're speaking to the choir."
Kinqueduran: "Speaking of starmetal paperclips..."
Arkadi: "I assume you folks DON'T know why I'm heaven's bitch, do you ?"
Anstice: "You have a certain rugged charm?"
Glory: "Ah, the Realm. Well, they won't be enough either."
Arkadi: "...no. The head of Internal Affairs is working with the Yozis."
Kinqueduran: "...no shit?"
Arkadi: "I made the mistake of digging too much up."
Iron Horse: "... Come again?"
Arkadi: "The head...of internal affairs...is...smuggling...demons..."
Anstice: "Hey... that's good to know. My kids are slated for some form of dark sacrifice. I was wondering who'd have the pull to snatch dragonlings out of heaven."
Jaom: "Right now, everyone's worrying themselves shitless over the Empress going poof. They couldn't chain down a lame dog."
Kinqueduran: "Yu-Shan is NOT aligned with Malfeas."
Arkadi: "Well, now you know."
Arkadi: "I've got an appointment with Gia in the coming weeks to well...join up with the bronze. Her mentor's throwing a party, and Kejak's gonna be there."
Arkadi: "Figure that I may as well get some protection."
Kinqueduran: "Ark, can you do me a huge favor?"
Kinqueduran: "Can you get me safely into Yu-Shan, and give me half an ounce of cover there?"
Arkadi: "...Kin...I have ZERO pull."
Arkadi: "I've got a trustworthy contact in IA, and that's about it."
Kinqueduran: "...I have -negative- amounts of pull."
Anstice: "What would you need cover for anyway, K?"
Anstice: "It's not as if we can't pull a bait and switch to get most any of your old contacts into the Fane."
Kinqueduran: "I need to get in touch with a few folks in the Crimson Panoply. I also need to talk to Febrisa."
Anstice: "By talk, you mean stab in the face, right?"
Kinqueduran: "No, I mean talk. She might hate me right now, but I still respect and trust her."
Arkadi: "...the Crimson Panopoly...the most heavily-armed part of Yu-Shan....are you INSANE?!"
Anstice: "She also might be pulling double-duty."
Kinqueduran: "I don't need to get IN to the Crimson Panoply, just need to talk to a few people there."
Anstice: "The safest thing right now is to trust no one."
Kinqueduran: "I agree, Anstice. That's all the more reason I need to talk to Febrisa."
Anstice: "Messages can be delivered easily enough. Luring Febrisa out... well."
Kinqueduran: "You're her brother-in-law. Err, something."
Jaom: "Well, I just need a shop that sells something yea big. Lady's saying diamond or pearl. She's nice about it, at least."
Anstice: "I think she likes me even less, and I'm the only one who's got any leeway..."
Arkadi: "I can try...I think there's a Lion or two who owe me some favors."
Jaom: "Of course. My flat's there... I could dump off the Dream, too. I dunno if I'll be using tha--"
Anstice: "Nephew-by-accidental-impregnation? Yeah, sure, that bond's going to work. She'd probably notice me using charms on her anyway..."
Kinqueduran: "Don't use Charms, then. Just be nice."
Kinqueduran: "What now? I'm being nice!"
Anstice: "Be nice. To Febrisa."
Jaom: "I know. It's bad enough I owe Glory my life. And... yeah, so long as it's large enough as I showed you."
Anstice: "The being who happened to banish me, and was pretty angry with me BEFORE I turned?"
Kinqueduran: "That's the beauty of it, really."
Kinqueduran: "You've been doing right by her sister, haven't you?"
Anstice: "Should I also pull the Flying Silver Dream out of my ear and have Jaom talk while I drink a glass of champagne?"
Glory: "Well, let's go find a pearl. They're less gaudy than diamonds."
Kinqueduran: "...you haven't, then."
Anstice: "Of course I've been bloody well doing right by her sister."
Jaom: "... I can talk without you saying anything anyway, An. And sure thing, Glory. You men stay sane, and don't go stabbing things without me, okay?"
Iron Horse: "Hey, do you want me to go? I know a few jewelry stores."
Kinqueduran: "Wouldn't dream of it, darling."
Iron Horse: "... And the traveling would be faster."
Arkadi: "I prefer to avoid fights, if at all possible."
Arkadi: "Promotes longevity."
Anstice: "I've even been spending time with the kids. Breaking the law, sneaking files out of the appropriate places, all sots of fun bonding."
Kinqueduran: "So she hates you more."
Anstice: "If she knows."
Anstice: "I suppose I could just liquor Cerilla up again and work from there..."
Kinqueduran: "Worth a try."
Kinqueduran: "Ark ... do you know Morag of Desdeman?"
Arkadi: "In passive. Good rep. Crystal clean."
Arkadi: *in passing
Kinqueduran: "Can I ask a slightly-less-insane favor?"
Arkadi: "Okay."
Kinqueduran: "Can you investigate her? /Really/ investigate?"
Arkadi: "You're joking, right?"
Arkadi: "She's SPOTLESS."
Kinqueduran: "She's a suspect."
Jaom: "Good. I'm still paying you back, anyway. Besides... you're not half-bad."
Arkadi: "...ohhhkayyy."
Kinqueduran: "I'm serious, Ark.
Arkadi: "Have to brush up on my windtongue, but I can do."
Jaom: "I'm being nice to you because you deserve it, girl. So deal."
Anstice: "Please do. She got uncle elephant on our case AFTER pledging to help us for her own mysterious reasons. Plus, she's an endings, and that's the missing brother-caste."
Kinqueduran: "I fought an Abyssal last night. When I took her eye, her voice faltered, and she sounded suspiciously like Morag."
Arkadi: "...well, if she's short an eye, wouldn't that sort of narrow the list?"
Anstice: "My head hurts. It was easier when we could just stab them and let the maidens sort it out."
Arkadi: "It was NEVER that easy."
Arkadi: "Please, I know how to investigate things..."
Anstice: "Ok, fine. Stab them and let the thousnads of paper-pushers and the dust of ages not sort things out. Same difference, they're stabbed, I'm not."
Arkadi: "I do this for a living, okay...I know what to look for."
Arkadi: "I also know who to ask...and how to get them to answer."
Arkadi: "I get the impression you folks are having trouble with that second half."
Kinqueduran: "We're having trouble with the whole thing, really."
Kinqueduran: "Luckily, diplomacy has been moot the last few times. I even bothered trying it, but stabbing was the only end."
Anstice: "Arkadi, the last investigation I started resulted in me being beaten over the head by Ahlat himself."
Anstice: "Unless there's a few capital letters in that trouble, you have no idea."
Arkadi: "hello here? I investigated a lion who mistakenly ATE two circlemates!"
Anstice: "Lions aren't that bad if you're really good at manipulating the rules they work under. I've spent a few happy days pissing them off."
Arkadi: me scowls, reaches over and smacks Anstice on the back of the head
Arkadi: "They're doing their jobs, leave them be."
Anstice: "By the way, I do appreciate any help. Anything we can do for you dirtside while you're busy?"
Arkadi: "Yeah...I want you to take a look at these outcastes..."
Arkadi: "They're sorcerors, and involved with the IA mess."
Arkadi: "I want information, not killings."
Kinqueduran: "You're no fun."
Arkadi: "Evidence. Proof."
Anstice: "Would having them wrapped up in a neat little bow count?"
Kinqueduran: "We'll work on it.
Arkadi: "No. I need something to connect them to IA."
Arkadi: "I also have a list of those I suspect are in on the ring."
Arkadi: "Gods, that is."
Arkadi: "Try to connect them to the sorcerors."
Kinqueduran: "I assume that knuckleduster-interrogation is an acceptable approach?"
Arkadi: "...not really. They're blooded. The PT Bs? up there would just blow them off as lying to escape further torture."
Arkadi: "HARD information. No 'he-said, she said'"
Kinqueduran: "I'll see what I can do."
Arkadi: "You do that."
Arkadi: "And NO killing, remember."
Kinqueduran: "Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time. I never kill unnecessarily."
Kinqueduran: "...except for that one time."
Arkadi: "Tell that to Mack the Knife here."
Kinqueduran: "...you're worried about -him- getting stabby?"
Arkadi: "I'm worried about ALL of you getting stabby."
Kinqueduran: "It'll be fine."
Arkadi: "Right."
Arkadi: "No offence, I trust my circle. That's about it."
Arkadi: "And if you EVER tell them that..."
Arkadi: "Anyways...I'm going to dig around town for some stuff for The Diva. Good luck."
Kinqueduran: "Don't worry. They're not likely to ever meet me, anyway."
Kinqueduran: "Likewise."
Anstice: "I'm going to find a pretty girl, get her to buy me a drink, and pretend she's Febrisa."
Kinqueduran: "...you're going to argue with her until she kills you?"
Anstice: "No, I'm going to throw essence at her like I'm in the Cheetah watching a leggy cat-goddess spin around a pole."
Kinqueduran: "Sounds like it should at least be entertaining. Mind if I tag along?"
Anstice: "You have an eyepatch, three days of stubble, and and a perenially sour expression, and you want to go girl-hunting with me?"
Kinqueduran: "Um...yes?"
Kinqueduran: "Besides, I think the eyepatch looks rather dashing."
Anstice: "Ok, so you're not Fae. Had to check."
Anstice: "Fine, let's go. You can keep the bouncers off, and keep me from accidentally finding any Cynis."
Anstice: "Hey, look how it turned out the first time."
Anstice: "It can't be that bad again, right?"
Kinqueduran: "...you never know."